So while I was trying to fall asleep last night, I kept hearing this gurgling sound from under me.  I was like, my god, this girl's snoring sounds like a pigeon!  It was really really weird.  Anyway, I woke up this morning and opened the curtains to get some sunlight, and lo and behold, there's a ledge outside with a bunch of bird poop on it.  I was like, ohhhhhhhh I'm an idiot.  So that's basically what's happened to me so far in Christchurch.  Exciting, right?